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The original draft of Jesse's apology:

Please allow me to offer my most sincere ameleoration
of my previous implication
that I was instigatin'
anything like castration
or intimation
of immolaton
or any such abomination
against the healer of our nation
and please accept this mea-culpization
as attestation
to my attempt at re-ingratiation
with presumptive recipient of the Democratic Nomination...