Pop Quiz:

Barack Obama's grave, majestic aura most reminds you of:

A. Your five year old demanding your full attention because he has something very important to tell you about Elmo's World.
B. A student body presidential hopeful solemly vowing that, if elected, tater tots will go back on the cafeteria menu.
C. A Hardees employing revelling in the awesome power and responsibility of his promotion to assistant shift supervisor.
D. Your boss's son, strutting through the office with his buddies during term break.
E. All of the above

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