Order by December 9th and they'll throw in one of these!***
***Disclamor: the photograph and the sentence above it do in fact together comprise the literary device known as satire. Any suggestion that Planned Parenthood would send you a baby in a T shirt (if you order your gift certificate before december 9th or for any other reason) is meant in jest, and is not in any way meant to be taken seriously, as a statement of fact, or in any other way that would incite the hotheads at PP to litigation. Why, the very idea that Planned Parenthood would send you a baby in a t-shirt like the one above is preposterous on its face. For one thing, the t-shirt is intended to convey open mockery of and expose the flawed moral logic of the position upon which Planned Parenthood has come to depend in order to make a buck; secondly, the intended humor of the satirical device as depicted above in part depends on the presupposition that Planned Parenthood would be sending you a live baby, and we all know how Planned Parenthood feels about live babies. The proprietor of this humble establishment would never insult the integrity of Planned Parenthood by suggesting that they feel otherwise.
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